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Fatally Yours - Founding Firestarter
Favorite Movies: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (’74), Suspiria, The Tenant, Romero’s Dead series, Audition, Black Sunday, Blood and Black Lace, The Shining, Rosemary’s Baby, Black Sunday
Favorite Directors: George A. Romero, Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, Takashi Miike, Roman Polanski
What You Do For Fun: Watch horror flicks, shop, write, draw, read and visit cemeteries
Interests: Tattoos, films, social commentary within horror films, the cultural history of horror, coffee, cemeteries, serial killers, sketching
Favorite Movie Quote: “Act like you’re dead!” (Ted Bundy) or “I kick ass for the Lord!” (Dead Alive)
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: J-Horror, gialli, zombie films, ghost stories
Favorite Horror Villain: Leatherface (played by Gunnar Hansen)
Favorite Horror Hero: Lionel Cosgrove (played by Timothy Balme) in Dead Alive (aka Braindead)
Favorite Death Scene: Suspiria’s opening death sequence
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/fatallyyoursreviews
Theron Neel
Favorite Movies: The Exorcist, May, The Prophecy, Evil Dead 2, The Haunting (1963)
Favorite Directors: John Carpenter, Dario Argento, Takashi Miike, Lucky McKee, Sam Raimi, Roger Corman, Rob Zombie, David Cronenberg
What You Do For Fun: watch horror flicks, write, draw, read, watch too much TV, play guitar and listen to music
Interests: films, music, comics, retro-culture
Favorite Movie Quote: “I’m an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now ‘til kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.” (Gabriel – The Prophecy)
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: cheesy retro monster movies, ghost movies, vampire flicks, gorefests, B-movies, Hammer films
Favorite Horror Villain: Dracula (as played by Christopher Lee)
Favorite Horror Hero: Ash (from the Evil Dead movies)
Favorite Death Scene: How can one such as I answer a question such as this?
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/jazzbox2
The Fiend Of Grue
Favorite Movies: The Evil Dead, Day Of The Dead, The Beyond, Cannibal Holocaust
Favorite Directors: Lucio Fulci, George Romero amongst many others
What You Do For Fun: play bass, collect horror DVD’s, read and write
Interests: Music, live shows, art, tattoos
Favorite Movie Quote: “Well then do something else for goddamn it to hell’s sake!” - The Return Of The Living Dead
Favorite Sub-Genre Of Horror: zombie films and slashers
Favorite Horror Villain: Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Favorite Horror Hero: Ash ( The Evil Dead)
Favorite Death Scene: Jason Voorhees bending a cop in half in Friday The 13th Part VI
Myspace URL: http://www.myspace.com/thefiendofgrue
Siko Mike
Favorite Movies: Murder Set Pieces, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, Wishmaster 1-4, Evil Dead, Blood Feast, 2001 Maniacs, Hostel, Saw, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects, Prom Night, Terror Train, The Fog, The Descent, Ghosts of Mars, Alien, The New Kids, Child’s Play, The Hills Have Eyes (remake), High Tension, Carrie, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Dead End, IT, Jack Frost (horror version), The Stepfather series, Candyman, and many, many more.
Favorite Directors: Wes Craven, John Carpenter, Tobe Hooper, Tim Sullivan, Rob Zombie, Eli Roth, James Wan, Sean S. Cunningham
What You Do For Fun: watch horror/thriller movies, write horror stories and screenplays, make advertisements, write dark poetry, go on a thrill ride at the local amusement park
Interests: mythology, horror, demons, spirits, serial killers, girls, filmmaking, writing, storytelling, movies, music
Favorite Movie Quote: “I came across this 6 year old child who never blinked, never spoke, just waited for this night. He had the blackest eyes, the DEVIL’S EYES.” (Dr. Sam Loomis, Halloween)
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: vampire, slasher, exploitation, supernatural, gorefests
Favorite Horror Villain: Michael Myers (Halloween)
Favorite Horror Hero: Ray Bronson (I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Favorite Death Scene: In 2001 MANIACS where the guy gets a pole rammed through his ass and out his mouth - that shit was sick as hell but fuckin’ awesome!
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/twiztidbouy4lyfe
Tony DeFrancisco
Favorite Movies: Evil Dead series, Halloween, Audition, Psycho, The Blair Witch Project, The Shining, The Hills Have Eyes, Saw, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects, Grindhouse, Sin City, Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Film Geek
Favorite Directors: Tarantino, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Spielberg, Fincher, Coen brothers, Smith, Miike, Zombie
What You Do For Fun: Watch movies, cause trouble, review movies, stir up trouble, everything else that someone my age likes to do.
Interests: Movies, music, sports, sitcoms, partying
Favorite Movie Quote: The entire movie of The Big Lebowski
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: Zombies
Favorite Horror Villain: Norman Bates, Michael Myers, Leatherface, John Doe
Favorite Horror Hero: Ash from Evil Dead
Favorite Death Scene: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang when Perry shoots the guy with a small revolver he keeps near his balls. That, or the big shootout in Boondock Saints.
Dr. Royce Clemens
Favorite Movies: Romero’s Dead films (except for the crummy one that came out in the eighties), Dracula (1931), Nosferatu (1922), Psycho, Candyman, The Descent
Favorite Directors: I can’t really answer this question. Horror directors aren’t really known for their consistency… I guess I’ll say “Neil Marshall.”
What You Do For Fun: What is this strange word “fun” you speak of?
Favorite Movie Quote: “I may be a bastard, but I’m not a FUCKIN’ bastard.”- Dusk Til Dawn
Favorite Sub-genre of Horror Movies: Zombie films and Creature Features
Favorite Horror Villain: The Frankenstein Monster (Boris Karloff)
Favorite Horror Hero: Peter (Ken Foree) in Dawn of the Dead
Favorite Death Scene: Lionel and the lawnmower in Dead Alive
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/thereturn3
Noel
Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Silence of the Lambs, Kill Bill, Memento, Minority Report
Favorite Directors: QT, Steven Soderbergh, Christopher Nolan, Martin Scorsese
What You Do For Fun: Read/write…It’s my job but I genuinely enjoy it
Interests: Hanging out with my wife, watching movies
Favorite Movie Quote: “Dogs and Cats, living together…MASS HYSTERIA!” (Ghostbusters)
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: J-Horror, Zombies
Favorite Horror Villain: Hannibal Lecter…played by Brian Cox AND Anthony Hopkins
Favorite Horror Hero: Clarice Starling
Favorite Death Scene: Brando in the Godfather, Joe Pesci’s in Goodfellas, Juno in The Descent
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/46316098
Jeffery J. Timbrell
Favorite Movies: Blood Simple, Parents, Horrors of Malformed Men, Videodrome, The Holy Mountain, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Eraserhead, Das Schreckliche Mädchen, 9 Diagram Pole Fighter, A Clockwork Orange, Andrzej Zulawalski’s Possession, Love is Colder than Death, Ghostbusters, Jacob’s Ladder, Alien, Full Metal Jacket, Perfect Blue, End of Evangelion, Blue Velvet, Titus, In the Mouth of Madness, The President’s Analyst, The Bicycle Thief, David Cronenberg’s The Fly, Pather Panchali, The Seven Samurai, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The Terminator, Paprika, Dawn of the Dead, Coffy, The Hidden Fortress, Aguirre, the Wrath of God, Oldboy, Wait Until Dark, Suspiria, I’m a Cyborg but that’s OK, Princess Mononoke, Lord of Illusions, Woman in the Dunes, John Carpenter’s The Thing, Ichi The Killer, The Beyond, Aliens, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Little Otik, Grave of the Fireflies, Santa Sangre, Freaks, The Brood, Fantastic Planet, The Big Carnival, Big Trouble in Little China, It’s Alive, Peeping Tom, Cape Fear, The Happiness of the Katakuris, Army in the Shadows, The Empire Strikes Back, Tokyo Story, Audition, The Haunting, Miracle in the Rain, Three…Extremes, Black Sabbath, When a Woman Ascends the Stairs, Shaolin Soccer, Night of the Hunter, The Cranes are Flying, Straw Dogs, La Strada, Indochine, The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, Blood and Black Lace, The Battle of the River Plate, The Dark Crystal, Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, Green for Danger, Terror at the Opera, The Heiress, Son De Mar, Prince of Darkness, Don’t Torture a Duckling, Memories of Murder, The Birds, Candyman, Serpent and the Rainbow, 8 and 1/2
Favorite Directors: John Carpenter, Dario Argento, Hayao Miyazaki, Federico Felini, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Mario Bava, Isao Takahata, Alfred Hitchcock, Sam Peckinpah, Park Chan-wook, Quentin Tarantino, Satoshi Kon, Takahashi Miike, Jan Švankmajer, Akira Kurosawa, , Bong Joon-ho, Bigas Luna, David Lynch, Wes Craven, Lucio Fulci, David Cronenberg, Jim Henson, Stanley Kubrick, Julie Taymor
What You Do For Fun: Master ancient and forgotten Kung Fu styles, read comic books, forget to put on my pants during trips to the grocery store, laugh at Reality TV, Eat at Joes, communicate with other human beings, create, eat, flirt and play.
Interests: Interesting things. M Theory, Weird Animals, Robotics, space travel, the supernatural, picking on small children, boasting, Mixed Martial Arts, strange culture, lost culture, Dairy Queen Blizzards, comics, politics, befriending the lost, fighting ninjas, studying Billy Zane
Favorite Movie Quote: “When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: ‘Have ya paid your dues, Jack?’ ‘Yessir, the check is in the mail.’” - Big Trouble in Little China
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: The Video Nasties
Favorite Horror Villain: The Three Mothers of Argento’s trilogy
Favorite Horror Hero: Godzilla
Favorite Death Scene: Asuka Langley fighting and being subsequently torn to pieces and eaten alive by the Seele Eva Units in End of Evangelion.
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/maestrotimbrell
The Wolf
Favorite Movies: Halloween, A Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974), Nosferatu, A Nightmare on Elm St. Part 3: Dream Warriors, any of George A. Romero’s Dead films and their remakes, Frailty, The Howling, The Devil’s Rejects, Donnie Darko, The Exorcist, Scream, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, and the list goes on…
Favorite Directors: John Carpenter, George A. Romero, Wes Craven, Stanley Kubrick, Rob Zombie, Sam Raimi, Tobe Hooper, Tim Burton
What You Do For Fun: Write screenplays, play video games, watch films, hang out with family and friends
Interests: Writing, video games, music [mainly 80s], some television, the internet
Favorite Movie Quote: “Welcome to prime time, bitch!” – Freddy Krueger
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: Slashers or supernatural
Favorite Horror Villain: Michael Myers
Favorite Horror Hero: Ash Williams
Favorite Death Scene in a Movie: Sleeping bag kill – Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/dawolf_81
Gabrielle Faust
Favorite Movies: Seven, Aliens, Pumpkinhead, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Interview with the Vampire, Blue Velvet, 28 Days Later, Goodfellas, Silence of the Lambs, Perfect Creature, The Crow, 300, Desperado, Dusk till Dawn, Twelve Monkeys, Sin City…
Favorite Directors: David Fincher, Robert Rodriguez, Frank Miller, Zack Snyder, Terry Gilliam, Ridley Scott, David Cronenberg, Neil Jordan, Wes Anderson, James Cameron
What You Do For Fun: Work on my vampire novels…Watch movies…Read…Drink wine with friends…Check out the local live music acts…Attend art openings…Update my growing number of blogs…
Interests: horror/dark fantasy/science fiction novels, horror conventions/conferences, poetry, graphic novels/illustration, metaphysics, quantum physics, philosophy, gothic history, blogging
Favorite Movie Quote: “Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception.” Fight Club
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: Vampires
Favorite Horror Villain: Hannibal Lecter
Favorite Horror Hero: Eric Draven (The Crow), Ellen Ripley (Alien series)
Favorite Death Scene in a Movie: Hmmm…There are so many! I do have to say that after watching 30 Days of Night recently the scene with the trencher ripping apart one vampire after another was pretty intense, though one of my all time favorites is always when Claudia slits Lestat’s throat in Interview with the Vampire…
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/gsfaust
Willy Greer
Favorite Movies: Santa Sangre, Dawn of the Dead ’78, Halloween ’78, Alien, Ed Wood, Holy Mountain, Suspiria, Harold And Maude, Mulholland Drive
Favorite Directors: Carpenter, Jodorowsky, Greenaway, Romero, Argento, Coen Brothers
What You Do For Fun: Play and compose music (in bands and for movies), co-host the Horror Holocaust Radio show, Karaoke, write, ride rollercoasters, volunteer for haunted houses
Interests: Horror movies, music, Jagermeister, words, handcuffs, duct tape
Favorite Movie Quote: “I’d give my life to be dead.” –Dellamorte Dellamore
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: Zombies
Favorite Horror Villain: The Shape (only as played by Nick Castle in Halloween ‘78)
Favorite Horror Hero: Derek (Bad Taste)
Favorite Death Scene: Right now I’m going to go with Alice Krige’s Anime-style razor-wire death in Silent Hill. This is subject to change, however.
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/shadowplaythebook
The Dhampir
Favorite Movies: An American Werewolf in London, Red Victoria, Domain of the Damned, The Exorcist, The Howling, any of the Friday the 13th’s, All of the Halloweens, Romero’s Dead Movies. Shaun of the Dead
Favorite Directors: George A Romero, Clive Barker, Stacy Davidson, Tony Brownrigg, Parrish Randall
What You Do For Fun: Watch horror movies and collect horror memorabilia, Photoshop
Interests: Movies, Music, Horror Fiction, Murder and Maiming Instruments.
Favorite Movie Quote: “Jim, I’m not the Devil, at least not yet!” - Red Victoria
Favorite Sub-Genre of Horror Movies: Werewolves
Favorite Horror Villain: Pinhead
Favorite Horror Hero: Ash
Favorite Death Scene: Jack’s death on the moors - American Werewolf in London
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/thedhampirsview
lack0Fdesign - hired geek
Favorite Movies: Dead & Breakfast, Invasion of The Body Snatchers, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, American Psycho
Favorite Directors: Richard Linklater, Roman Polanski
What You Do For Fun: guitar, soccer, bmx, hiking, pub crawling & foosball
Interests: web development, the Bay Area, typography, photography and coffee
Favorite Movie Quote: “Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?” - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Favorite Sub-Genre Of Horror: comedy, thriller and drama
Favorite Horror Villain: Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Favorite Horror Hero: Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)
Favorite Death Scene: A carefully dropped chainsaw slowly accelerating downward through the staircase onto a fleeing hooker in American Psycho.
Myspace URL: www.myspace.com/lack0fdesign
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