Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
Review by Theron Neel
I’m willing to bet most people had never heard the term “grindhouse” until a couple of months ago, let alone seen a true grindhouse film. But thanks to the recent efforts of a pair of quite popular film directors, it’s now hard to go more than a couple of days without hearing some schmo drop the phrase in an
attempt to be “hep.” With the rise of the DVD, it has become fairly easy to track down and view many exploitation movies of the grindhouse era, which lasted roughly from the late ‘60s to the late ‘70s. These films consisted of almost every genre you can think of – martial arts epics, soft core porn movies, blaxploitation films, splatter/slasher flicks, etc.
If there’s any one movie that perfectly epitomizes all that is Grindhouse, it just might be Joel M. Reed’s 1976 “classic” Bloodsucking Freaks. Part gore flick, part dark comedy, part satire, and all ridiculous, Bloodsucking Freaks is the tale of goofball theater owner/sadomasochist Master Sardu (Seamus O’Brien) and his attempts to mount a production that will be critically acclaimed as well as validate his evil genius. Sardu’s shows are in the grotesque tradition of the French Grand Guignol, full of torture and murder. But what the audiences don’t realize is that the torture and murder are real. Sardu is aided in his work by an overeager, obnoxious midget named Ralphus (Luis De Jesus), who is a bit of a Renaissance man, I must say. Not only does Ralphus do all of Sardu’s grunt work, he’s also a dancer, master of ceremonies, chef, comedian, musician, actor, and master of the blow gun.
I could spell out the plot, but all you really need to know is there’s plenty of nudity, bad fake blood, terrible acting, and ‘70s clothes and hairstyles. Oh, there’s also cage of naked women, human dart boards, cannibalism, and a scene where a guy drills a hole in a woman’s skull and sucks out her blood/brains.
Much has been made over the years of the extreme misogyny of Bloodsucking Freaks. And it’s true that, for the most part, women are the victims here. But this movie is no worse than today’s torture porn flicks; in many ways, it’s better. The overall tone of the film is comic – not brutal, like Wolf Creek or Hostel. Still, be prepared to see women treated badly…though, in one scene, they do finally get their revenge.
Bloodsucking Freaks (originally titled The Incredible Torture Show) is like a mixture of Theater of Blood, the Vincent Price classic, and H. G. Lewis’ proto gore flick Blood Feast, and is another link in the chain that has led us to flicks such as Saw and Hostel. Granted, it’s not a great movie, but it’s worth seeing once if for no other reason than its historical value…and the chance to see a midget with an afro get a blow job from a dismembered head. I know what you’re thinking: they just don’t make ‘em like they used to…but maybe that’s a good thing.
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