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Posted in Horror Reviews on October 24th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Noel
Norma (Jaime Pressley look-alike Nichole Hiltz) is just your typical girl. She exists perpetually clad in a pushup bra in dogged (and doggy-style) pursuit of life, liberty, and the option NOT to get rather large metal objects shoved up her ass while the chubby Sheriff and other low rent denizens of the trailer [...]
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read the rest of this articleDance of the Dead (2008)
Posted in Horror Reviews on October 24th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Noel
Dance of the Dead made me weep…
Not because I was necessarily sad or because I was rolling of my chair with laughter, but because I was nostalgic. It’s…difficult for me to say this without blubbering too openly, but…
I’m not sure I can tell you this, because it’s just…so…painful…
Oh well, I might as well [...]
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Posted in Horror Reviews on October 23rd, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Jude Felton
From my point of view, as well as I am sure many others, some of the most effective horror movies are presently coming out of Europe. That’s not to say that the U.S. isn’t releasing good horror, you can find it nestled inbetween the barrage of remakes and sequels if you look [...]
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Posted in Horror Reviews on October 23rd, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Fatally Yours
When I first sat down to watch Stuck, I must admit I was skeptical of the film. Surely director Stuart Gordon is a master of horror, having filmed such films like Reanimator, Castle Freak and Edmond, but a film that features a guy stuck in a windshield for most of its running [...]
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read the rest of this articleThe Anna Cabrini Chronicles (2005)
Posted in Horror Reviews on October 23rd, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Gabrielle Faust
Film is art. Despite the bastardization of the original form for capital profit, in the end, a true filmmaker’s one desire is to bring forth their creative vision to the world and to tell a story that is both visually inspiring and emotionally moving. As with any particular art form, when utilized [...]
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Posted in Horror Reviews on October 21st, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by The Wolf
Every Halloween since 2004, we’ve gotten a SAW film each and every year. The excitement for this franchise varies depending on who you are. But even if you aren’t anticipating another SAW sequel, you’re still curious on how it’ll turn out. With SAW V coming out in two weeks, I will be [...]
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read the rest of this articleSAW II (2005)
Posted in Horror Reviews on October 21st, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by The Wolf
Good horror sequels are like the equivalent of finding a needle in a haystack when they’re released one year after its predecessor. The Friday the 13th sequels were guilty of this after they were pretty much released one right after the other back in the 1980s, each becoming more derivative (yet still [...]
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Posted in Horror Reviews on October 21st, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by The Wolf
The horror genre is pretty funny sometimes in terms of its evolution. In the beginning, we had Nosferatu and the Universal Monsters. Then we had more supernatural horror involving demons, zombies, insects, aliens, and Satan himself. That evolved into making the monsters humans themselves, creating what’s now known as the slasher film. [...]
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read the rest of this articleSatan’s Little Helper (2004)
Posted in Horror Reviews on October 20th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Fatally Yours
I love a good Halloween horror movie, and I’m not talking about your usual haunted house flick. No, I’m talking about movies that put you in the spirit to spook, movies that haunt your dreams with visions of Halloween and really inspire you to get in the season.
One such gem of a [...]
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read the rest of this articlePieces (1982)
Posted in Horror Reviews on October 20th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Mitch Emerson
There are a few different types of bad horror films and the 80’s were the perfect decade to make all of them and have them be successful, for the most part. There were flicks that were so bad they’re good, some that are just plain bad and a few other categories in [...]
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