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Posted in Horror Reviews on June 19th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Noel
Eureka!! It exists. A good movie that actor by-name-only Paul Walker headlines. I’m not kidding, and I’m not counting 1998’s Pleasantville because he’s barely in that. And for those of you who think that She’s All That counts as “good”, I’m sorry and I’m sure that there are many qualified mental health professionals [...]
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read the rest of this articleNight of the Demons 2 (1994)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 18th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Fatally Yours
Everyone knows that for a good time you should call Angela, because she puts on a killer party! This time around, a bunch of horny Catholic school students decide to crash her long-abandoned pad on Halloween night.
After one too many bumps in the night, the group (or what’s left of them) hightails [...]
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read the rest of this articleFunny Games (2008)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 18th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Jude Felton
It is not often that I will watch a movie that is a remake having not first seen the original version. Not often, but it does happen occasionally. There are reasons for this, the main one being that if and when I do visit the original I don’t want my viewing tainted [...]
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read the rest of this articleOrganizm (aka Living Hell) (2008)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 17th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Fatally Yours
The first time I tried to watch Organizm (aka Living Hell) I had to switch it off at less than the 10 minute mark because it was already exceedingly dull. A few days later, I made myself try to watch it again…and was pleasantly surprised to find that though it isn’t a [...]
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read the rest of this articleThe Machine Girl (2008)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 16th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Jude Felton
I’ll be honest with you, however this movie turned out, I would have given it at least one star for the cover artwork alone. Yes, I’m a twisted pervert, but at least I admit it! As it turns out though there is no chance of giving this joyous and warped exercise in [...]
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read the rest of this articleThe Happening (2008)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 16th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Jude Felton
I really don’t like to use expletives in my reviews, preferring to save them for other occasions, however M. Night Shyalaman is really starting to fucking piss me off. This is a director who’s output has steadily declined in quality since his debut flick The Sixth Sense. Unbreakable was damned good, Signs [...]
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read the rest of this articleHell’s Ground (aka Zibahkhana) (2007)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 13th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Willy Greer
Hell’s Ground (aka Zibahkhana) is the debut feature from director Omar Ali Khan, who funded the production with his chain of ice-cream restaurants. I know, right? It has the potential to be kinda fascinating (ala Herschell Gordon Lewis) or kinda deliriously wrongheaded (ala Hal “Manos: Hands Of Fate” Warren). Fortunately, the guy’s [...]
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read the rest of this articleThe Strangers (2008)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 12th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by The Wolf
Imagine you’re the kind of person who prefers to chill at home in front of the television while watching a good movie rather than going out and partying all night until coming back smelling like puke and urine. Imagine that just when some hot lady is ready to pop out her two [...]
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read the rest of this articleOtis (2008)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 12th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by Noel
Many, many years from now, let’s say the year 2010, horror fans will look to the middle part of this decade, and remember with rolls of their eyes, the overused term “torture porn”. A little can go a long way, and it was only a matter of time before someone parodied it, knowing [...]
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read the rest of this articleIt’s My Party and I’ll Die if I Want To (2007)
Posted in Horror Reviews on June 10th, 2008 by Fatally*YoursReview by The Wolf
I’ve never really had a birthday party. It’s not really my thing. Not to say that I wouldn’t want one for big occasions (like when I turn 30 in a couple of years) but I really don’t see the big deal about birthdays. It’s just a year closer to my death, so [...]
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