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Offerings (1989)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 28th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Jahier Good god…what the hell did I just watch? This bottom of the barrel offering (sorry, couldn’t resist) is an atrocious mix of awful characters, bad acting, threadbare story and weak kills. However, it is also (unintentionally?) hilarious, with characters who are trying to play Valley Girls over their twangy [...]

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The Virgin of Nuremberg (1963)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 26th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Reviews The Virgin of Nuremberg was a medieval torture device that most of us know as the Iron Maiden. It was an upright sarcophagus with metal spikes on the inside. The victim was tied inside and when the doors were shut their body would be penetrating with the strategically placed [...]

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Drive-In Horrorshow (2009)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 26th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Noel Penaflor At long last, the world has incurred the Zombie Apocalypse. Billions are dead, and those that remain are pretty deformed. Not too many may hold that against them as the population is so sparse that in order for the species to continue, one may have to lower their standards just a [...]

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Neowolf (2010)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 19th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Michael Varrati When the phrase “Directed by Alan Smithee” appears in the opening credits to a motion picture, it usually doesn’t bode well for the audience. When that movie is about a pack of werewolves masquerading as a rock band, you’ve got a surefire recipe for disaster. Such is Neowolf, a direct-to-video number [...]

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Death of a Ghost Hunter (2008)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 19th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Jahier Ever since The Blair Witch Project there have been a plethora of “found footage” faux documentaries. Some are good (My Little Eye, Evil Things) while others are just groan-worthy (Paranormal Activity). Can you guess which category Death of a Ghost Hunter falls into?

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Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 16th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Theron Neel Over the years, Canada has produced some of the most interesting voices in horror. Bob Clark, David Cronenberg and John Fawcett are just some of the directors to emerge from the Great White North with singular voices and cool films. And with a forceful little flick called Dead Hooker in a [...]

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Screamplay (1985)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 15th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Jahier Screamplay has got to be one of the most unique films I’ve ever seen. It is filmed like a washed-out, grainy black and white movie from the silent era mixed with sparse, geometric set design of German Expressionism and all pulled together by a murder mystery. I’m surprised more [...]

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Witchouse (1999)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 15th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Jahier Full Moon Pictures’ films are always hit and miss (mostly miss, at least for me), so I had pretty low expectations for Witchouse. Like most Full Moon Pictures’ movies, it is low-budget, has no-name actors (except for Ariauna Albright and an ex-Red Power Ranger!) and has a plot that [...]

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The Perfect Witness (2007)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 13th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Jahier What was it that grabbed my attention and made me want to sit down and watch this flick? Well, it certainly wasn’t the crappy DVD artwork or the generic name (thought its other title, The Ungodly, is just as clunky-sounding). No, this film was in my queue for a [...]

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Uncle Sam (1997)

Posted in Horror Reviews on July 13th, 2010 by Fatally*Yours

Review by Sarah “Fatally Yours” Jahier When it comes to 4th of July, horror fiends pretty much only have one genre film to watch – Uncle Sam. I admit I am a little obsessed with horror films set during holidays, but for some reason I had never seen Uncle Sam. Once July rolls around the [...]

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